I hate these things, like what do I say? I guess my name is something. I'm Shaemaree Or Shae ツ
Do I tell you what I like?
My Passion is writing, I would love to be a writer one day.
That Okay? How about warnings?
I am kind of odd at times so this blogging thing should be hilarious!... (I am not making promises, there is a fine line between humor and insanity, I cross it a lot)
I am also a multi-fandom blog and a crazed blogger in general.
I think that will do ツ

Sometimes I do a thing

There are beings too superior to be seen except by the few, as there are notes too high for the scale of most ears. -Ralph Waldo Emerson

People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.
-

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

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kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

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kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

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When is Enjolras stated as being queer? Sincerely, Anonymous

yourfaveisqueer:

If u read the brick and turn to around page 375 (depends on which version you read of course) you will find this passage:

Enjolras was a charming young man who was capable of being terrible. He was also gay. Like hella gay. Just the gayest gay to ever gay. If Elton John and Liberachi had a baby, that baby would say “Damn Enjolras is gayer than me what the fuck?” Just loved the dudes. Loved them so much. Just gay. 

I mean, it’s always open to interpretation bc V. Hugo used a LOT of ambiguous language but i think it’s pretty clear.

wolfwithafoxtail:

People think feminism means that there’s a group of women somewhere that want to take trousers with pockets away from men and give them to women, and give men trousers with fake pockets, while in reality feminism is the general idea that everyone should have trousers with pockets, because pockets are awesome.

(via sleepwalkerindreamersclothing)

thedorkiestviking:

papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

image

UI JUST SPIT OUT MY JUICE

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theabbottchronicles:

Tony Abbott sits up in bed suddenly, panting and covered in sweat. White as a sheet, he shakes his wife awake.

"Mildred," He says in a hushed voice quavering with terror, thinking so little of women that he still hasn’t bothered to remember his wife’s name, "I had the dream again."

"The one where the immigrant couple moves in next door?" She sits up and yawns.

"It was worse this time." His eyes are wide with terror. "This time they were immigrant lesbians.”

Check it out » http://theabbottchronicles.tumblr.com/post/96930523385/tony-abbott-looked-out-his-office-window-dark

theabbottchronicles:

Tony Abbott looked out his office window. Dark storm clouds were gathering over parliament.

"One… whole… year…" he opened his great reptilian maw and began to cackle. His scaly flesh rippled as he laughed maniacally. "I can’t believe these fools were so stupid to give me this power! Imagine all…

laughterkey:

kiss-distinctly-american:

hamhammer:

istealforksfromrestaurants:

oldtobegin:

doyourwardance:

jamesbong00420:

ennuibabyface:

Game of Thrones Theme (1986 Remix)

SO GOOD.

OHHHHHH MY GOD

dope as hell

You might think to yourself, “no thank you!” as you recoil in horror at the thought of this but, it is good. I promise. I promise little to no second hand embarrassment. 

Still good the second time around

I WISH YOU COULD SEE MY FACE RIGHT NOW THIS IS AMAZING

JAAAAAAM

(Source: thedonnieblog, via animateglee)

christineluong:

Apologies for inaccuracies. I tried.

flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

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